It's raining cats and dogs outside...
Try not to step in a poodle!
One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
One has claws and the other has nails
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
What do you call a storm that’s raining cats and dogs?
We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: “Dog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:
Don’t you mean a “Fur-rari”?
Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?
When single women get to the age of 50, they tend to acquire lots of cats and dogs.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
I gave my daughter money to go buy a dog at the pet store. She disobeyed and came back with a cat instead.
You’ve got to be kitten me.
My dogs and cats have to be home at a certain time every evening
I set a curfew for my fur crew.
It’s going to rain cats and dogs
... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’
What do cats and dogs do when they’re watching a movie and have to go to the bathroom?
CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide
They are calling it “Woof and Meowth disease”
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats how many dogs are hungry
It was raining cats and dogs today.
An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.
If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
It's raining cats and dogs where I am.
In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.
It’s raining cats and dogs!
Don’t step in a poodle!
Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD
My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.
U warned her not to step in a poodle.
You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?
I’m standing in a poodle right meow.
It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.
I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you have to step over the poodles
It is raining cats and dogs outside.
I almost stepped in a poodle.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.
You know its raining cats and dogs...
when you step in a poodle
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle
If it ever rains cats and dogs
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It’s raining cats and dogs outside
I just stepped in a poodle.
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step into a poodle.
I went to the librarian and I asked if they had the book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it a rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if they had it or not
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