You scratch the surface when you make a homemade chicken pot pie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Her: Want to have chicken pot pie for dinner?

Me: Sure. Three of my favourite things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoathunderroad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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What did the weed smoker bake?

Pot pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mein-Kampf-2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you do with a stoner turkey?

Make turkey pot pie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mad_hatt3r2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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My mom's boyfriend of 3 years has taken on the role of my dad, he's getting pretty good at it.

Mom to me: Hey, go make me a chicken pot pie

Step dad: BAM! You're a chicken pot pie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydd321
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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What do you call a crusty, stewing Navy man?

Pot Pie the sailor man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper_ink_pen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Went to dinner with my grandfather

He ordered a pot pie that had been advertised that the restaurant had been serving since 1976.

Every time someone asked him how it was ge would reply that it was great for having been in the fridge since the 70s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wadeace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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Got dad joked with help from John Lennon

My family and I were eating chicken pot pies for dinner, and, as usual, I pick out all of the peas. My dad glares at me momentarily and then... "All I am saying is give peas a chance."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoveit96
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Chicken Pot Pie

Those are my three favorite things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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