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Pooped Puns

A list of puns related to "Pooped"

I accidentally pooped on a dolphin once.

Just kidding…I totally did it on porpoise.

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👤︎ u/Renaissance-Dad
📅︎ Mar 27 2022
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My son accidentally pooped in the Holy Water

All I could say was Holy Shit

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👤︎ u/magicmantesla
📅︎ Mar 23 2022
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I pooped in an elevator yesterday

Took that shit to another level

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👤︎ u/Bak_286
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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Why did the pigeon ask the statue for permisson before he pooped on it?

He did want to take it for granite

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👤︎ u/TRAKRACER
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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Dang. That bird just pooped on my clean windshield.

Aren’t you glad elephants can’t fly !!

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👤︎ u/B1azfasnobch
📅︎ Oct 26 2021
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My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.

Turd rock from the sun.

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👤︎ u/soveraign
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I pooped out a rope!!!

I sh*t you knot!!!

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👤︎ u/RSGaming0416
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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When we were leaving the maternity ward the baby pooped himself and the wife said to go in and change him.

So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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The toddler pooped his pants, but kept on playing...

...Undie-turd.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Despite my best efforts, I pooped my pants

It was an undeterred undie turd

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👤︎ u/Hitler_the_Painter
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.

But that didn't solve anything.

Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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I got pooped on by a fish the other day..

It was a real bass-turd

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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People who haven’t pooped in September

Why are you holding onto last month’s shit?

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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I sneezed, startling my 1 month old, who pooped.

Me: "I scared the crap out of her!"

3 year old gives me a blank stare.

Me: "Sorry, that joke stinks."

3 year old goes back to watching her show.

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👤︎ u/Twibo
📅︎ Oct 16 2014
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If you work at a grocery store and you pooped on company time

You took a pro-deuce

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👤︎ u/PangwinAndTertle
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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My child accidentally pooped his pants as we were getting in an elevator.

I’m taking this sh*t to a whole new level.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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I once ate two strings, then when I pooped, they were tied together.

I shit you knot.

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👤︎ u/dirty-cop116
📅︎ Feb 22 2018
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A fish pooped on my shoes today

That Bass-turd

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👤︎ u/SpontaneousIrony
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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Have you ever pooped in the dark?

You can’t see shit.

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👤︎ u/swimmingmars
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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Nearing the finish line, a marathon runner was so driven to win, that even when he pooped his pants, he continued on. When asked what he felt at that crucial moment, he replied...

"Undeterred" / "Undie turd"

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👤︎ u/p_noid
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I never pooped all throughout junior high...

I was too cool for stool.

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👤︎ u/RealLPTinUsername
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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I was pretty mad when a bird pooped all over my Honda right after I washed it

But I guess it was only doing its Civic doody.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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Hope you haven't pooped yet

Because shit is about to go down.

Sorry for the shitpost

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👤︎ u/Ibbit0
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Did you hear about the toad that pooped?

It was toadstool.

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👤︎ u/crownie88
📅︎ Sep 15 2016
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I just pooped in the elevator

And i took that shit to the next level

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👤︎ u/wTone_
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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I pooped in the elevator

I took that shit to another level!

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👤︎ u/A-Aron-Rod-gers
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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People who haven’t pooped in 2019

Why are you holding onto last year’s shit?

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👤︎ u/CoDLiTe
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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