Did you hear about the students complaining of aches and fatigue when they did math homework?

They're calling it fibromyalgebra.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HennyPennyBenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2021
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My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.

Their names are Sam and Ella.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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I got an anti-fatigue mat for my desk.

I couldn't stand to work without it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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β€œI told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??

Doctor: β€œSir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

Sorry, It’s not a good hearted joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2019
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The fish in my fish tank seem to be fatigued and in constant pain.

I think it is fibromyalgae.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2021
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What do fat people die of?

Fatigue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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Why was the wrinkled shirt feeling so fatigued?

Because it wasn’t getting enough iron.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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Who is the most fatigued recording artist of all time?

Yanni

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goodthingshappening
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2018
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Just got dropped back at uni...

Me: I've got a fatigue lab tomorrow morning.

Dad: Wow, that sounds tiring.

He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the pavement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrightSideOfMeth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2014
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My buddy and I bought a big bag of clam meat to fry up, but he's already getting sick of them...

I asked him if he was suffering from Mussel Fatigue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assaultkitten
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2014
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Figured I'd share the Dad joke I told to my fellow runners while running an endurance course.

I ran a local Tough Mudder-like race in September (called Boldr Dash) which featured many obstacles over a four mile course. One of the obstacles was a huge ladder made out of tires that we had to climb up and over. While waiting my turn to climb it, I turned to the line and said "I hope nobody's TIRED!"

The combination of fatigue and disgust at my joke was everyone's reaction. A group groan, it was beautiful!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealSteele
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2014
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