18 Hilarious Dog Poop Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.

Turns out he was full of shit.

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👤︎ u/fightswithbears

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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If your dog poops...

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👤︎ u/acadiel

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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I get so annoyed when I step in dog poop.

I guess you could say it's a pet peeve.

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👤︎ u/meta_pun

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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Son, when you walk the dog you have to pick up its poop

It's your doo diligence!

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👤︎ u/ctrlaltdelmarva

📅︎ Aug 11 2019

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I had a dog who couldn't poop. So I named him

Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/BHappy317

📅︎ Feb 26 2018

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What does the soldier call picking up the dog poop?

Doing their doodie.

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👤︎ u/sean_the_head

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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What did the farmer say when he fell in a hole right an top of some dog poop?

Well shit.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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My friend just told me that he makes thousands of dollars selling dog poop.

I said, “That’s gross.”

He said, “No. That’s net.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 24 2019

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My dad cracked this one as he was pickup up dog poop

How does three trees and three dog turds add up to ten?

Tree and a turd, tree and and turd, tree and a turd.

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👤︎ u/Moseal

📅︎ May 04 2015

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[OC] What did the Canadian say when he kicked off his weekend by stepping in a pile of dog poop?

It's Saturday, and it's a turd, eh...

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👤︎ u/J4K0

📅︎ Sep 29 2018

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What do you call prank plastic dog poop

Shampoo

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👤︎ u/ironpivot

📅︎ Mar 11 2018

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So my new dog doesn't like to poop in the grass...

She only poops in the garden under the plants so we call her Poopie Plants!

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👤︎ u/pancakies

📅︎ Nov 23 2017

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Walking with my friend and her two dogs when they both decide to poop.

She said "I guess they're pooping in solidarity," to which I replied "better that then liquidarity."

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👤︎ u/Zacrilege

📅︎ Apr 07 2017

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TIFU by letting my constipated dog poop a massive poop which didn't fit into my plastic bag.

So i got three bags and cut the poop into turds which fixed the problem.

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👤︎ u/tribalDemon

📅︎ Jan 03 2017

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My dad's response to the dog poop cleaner's bad job.

We have a huge yard and 3 dogs and it takes a long time and a lot of hard work to clean up all the dog poop. We hire a company that sends people over to do it. Today, they didn't do a very good job and most of the poop was still there.

Me: That's some bullshit.

Dad: No, that's dog shit.

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👤︎ u/Tannerlicious

📅︎ Aug 27 2013

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If a dog goes to poop,

is it a bow-wowel movement?

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👤︎ u/loveinalderaanplaces

📅︎ Oct 14 2015

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Every Single time I did my chores as a kid and got to picking up dog poop.

"Ryan!" ........ "Yes Dad?" " Its not a Chore, its a dooty"

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👤︎ u/Rstates

📅︎ Oct 08 2013

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You should really pick up your dog’s poop

It’s your doo diligence

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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