Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Shite"
Me and my family were travelling in the car on a long journey; everyone was falling asleep and bored out of their minds, until: Dad: What a pile of shite... Me: What is? Dad: That pile of shite over there. We were all in stitches laughing for a good 10 minutes.
So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:
Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"
GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."
Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."
GF: "Well you're acidic!"
Me: "What are you basing this on?"
GF: groan
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