Baby Poop Puns

A list of puns related to "Baby Poop"

Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.

It’s called “Heavy Doody.”

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👤︎ u/Phagemakerpro
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Even though my baby poops a lot, I feel like the life lessons he’s been teaching me are invaluable.

He’s a great tooter.

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👤︎ u/fkedifiknow
📅︎ May 05 2020
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When we were leaving the maternity ward the baby pooped himself and the wife said to go in and change him.

So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Our baby just pooped, my wife asked me to change him.

So I went to the hospital that he was born at, and proceed to swap him with another baby.

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👤︎ u/tutmencrut
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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My wife says she can usually tell when our baby is pooping because he's laughing so much.

I guess he just has a self defecating sense of humor.

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👤︎ u/s7evenofspades
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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👤︎ u/thekakaface
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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My wife pretended she didn't hear me...

It's getting late, baby is napping, wife is starting to make dinner, I'm browsing Reddit in the other room. Suddenly from the other room I hear:

> Wife: "Can you pick up the dog poop before it gets dark?" > > Me: Pause. "But the poop is already dark!" > > Wife: Pretends not to hear. > > Me: "heh heh heh"

I thought it was funny.

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👤︎ u/cyborgcommando0
📅︎ May 23 2014
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Baby had been really energetic...

Baby had been unusually energetic all day until she finally let loose with a MASSIVE poop. Easily the biggest she's ever had. Afterwards...

Wife: She might be ready for her nap. She finally seems tired now.

Me: Well, that obviously took a lot out of her.

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👤︎ u/badgolfer503
📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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