Poop puns...
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poop puns
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︎ Oct 27 2018
A little boy asks his dad, "Do trees poop?"
The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Winnie the Poop (not a traditional dad joke)
This is not a traditional /r/dadjokes with a delivery and a punchline.
I just wanted all dad's, with kids around 2-6, to know that changing the name of Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Poop will generate maniacal laughter from your kids. Especially if you combine it with singing the theme song from the movie.
As an added bonus, there is no statute of limitations on when you add the extra P. You can say:
Winnie the Poop
Winnie the Pooh...P
Or Winnie the Pooh...... ...... .... P
And your kids will laugh just as hard.
I've gone a full minute without saying the last P, while my kids hang on my every facial movement.
Enjoy
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that itβs perfectly normal to accidentally poop in your pants, but heβs not buying it. In fact...
Heβs still making fun of me...
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︎ Apr 03 2021
My kid told me he had a problem. He was afraid of the toilet, but really had to go poop.
I told him it'll work itself out.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Where does Batman go to poop?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What do Scottish people call their poops?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Three guys: Shutup, Manners and Poop are speeding down a road
They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks βWhatβs your name?β
βShutupβ
βExcuse me? Where are your manners?β the policeman replies
βOut on the road scraping up Poop!β
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Did you know that fake poop is good for your hair?
Yeah, its called sham poo.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but Iβm holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!
But hey, at least he gave a shit.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call it when you poop backwards?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Poop jokes arenβt my favorite kind of jokes...
But theyβre a solid number 2!
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Do trees poop?
Of course they do. That's how we get number 2 pencils.
-Edit-
Thanks for the awards guys! π
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︎ Nov 12 2020
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I have a busy morning at work, but had to take a poop...
I ainβt got time for this shit.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Asian girls donβt poop...
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︎ Feb 15 2020
If you poop in your sleep
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call a person who starts their own cow poop business?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Anyone I ever dated was impressed when I told them I liked to relax on my poop deck.
They were always disappointed when I showed them it was just a regular deck with dog poop on it.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
How does poop keep track of itβs thoughts and feelings?
Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I'm never trying to make poop jokes
...but sometimes that just how it comes out.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Iβve been working on my poop art recently...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Realizing you have to poop
Body: I have to poop
Brain: youβre so full of shit
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a βbaby poopβ setting.
Itβs called βHeavy Doody.β
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a poop car?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
A man has to poop and has no toilet paper his friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back with poop on his fingers...." Why is there poop on your fingers"
" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"
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︎ May 22 2020
As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What Do You Call Ghost Poop
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︎ Jul 05 2020
I was sitting on the toilet having a poop when the clock struck midnight
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Eat burp fart poop
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Did you know that trees poop?
Thatβs where #2 pencils come from.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Do trees poop?
Of course, thatβs how we get number 2 pencils....
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Poop jokes aren't my favorite..
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Poop jokes arenβt my favourite kind of joke
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Poop jokes aren't my favorite
But they're a solid number 2
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Poop jokes arenβt my favorite type of jokes
But there a solid number 2
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants
but he's still making fun of me
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︎ Jul 11 2020
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