I had a dog who couldn't poop. So I named him

Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/BHappy317
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Friend just showed me on timehop

Brother: Birds poop 27 times a day on average. Dad: Wow glad my name's not Average.

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👤︎ u/Coats69
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