TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."

Me: "It's still water."

True Story. Proud of Myself.

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👤︎ u/oroboros74
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Did you know Bing Crosby gave David Bowie a pom pom for Christmas?

And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!

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👤︎ u/mardypig
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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What's a duck's favorite restaurant?

Quacker Barrel!

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👤︎ u/scardeal
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...please let minnow.

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📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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