TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."

Me: "It's still water."

True Story. Proud of Myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oroboros74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Did you know Bing Crosby gave David Bowie a pom pom for Christmas?

And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mardypig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What's a duck's favorite restaurant?

Quacker Barrel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...please let minnow.

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