people are trying to phase out Roman numerals

I don't know why, they're grVIII

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👤︎ u/Carty1234
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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Somebody told me 'they' are phasing out Roman numerals.

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

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📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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I used to be really into the full Moon

Turns out it was just a phase

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👤︎ u/Gorflindal
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

Turns out—-it was just a phase.

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📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Got my wife pretty good last night

Came out of the store and my daughter pointed out the moon. She's learning about moon phases and such in school.

Wife: "Is that a new moon?"

Me: "No... I think we've had that one for awhile."

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👤︎ u/jc0mm5
📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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The Summer Food Fight

I was in my young punk phase, couldn't have been more than 13, and I was at a friend's house for a pool day. Being the little shit that I was, I started a fight with my buddy just to start one. The fight escalated to the point where we were throwing oranges at each other from the yard. The fruit trees were very special to my friend's Dad, and I knew this. The fight got out of hand and the oranges were everywhere. This was bad. I ended up running away.

Of course I got in trouble and the next day I had to return to clean up. I was terrified. I mean, my friend's Dad was always a nice guy, but I'd never seen him this pissed... We destroyed his prized trees! I had no idea what I was walking into. I went up to the door, rang the bell and braced myself for the worst. My friend's Dad opened the door with a smirk on his face and said: "Orange you glad to be here?"

Somehow I knew the joke gave him greater satisfaction than having his oranges back. From that day forward I respected the shit out of that backyard.

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👤︎ u/t3rces
📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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