From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?
The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
My wife asked how I felt about split pea soup
I said I was a little divided on the subject
I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
My doctor told me she dropped her phone in a pot of pea soup...
I asked her if it made it taste like Apples...
she laughed, but nobody else did
What happens when you eat pea green soup?
I stopped eating pea soup recently.
Not a dad, but I love "dad" jokes. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef, but not many people can pee soup!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes...
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can roast potatoes.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef but no one can pea soup
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Everybody can roast a beef ;)
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef but you can't pee soup.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?
You can roast beef but you can't pee soup
What's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?
Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!
What about the glue?
I got stuck on it.
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
I can chop beef, but I can't pee soup!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ?
You can roast beef. You can't pea soup.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef, but not everyone can pee soup
What’s the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can roast potatoes...
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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