A list of puns related to "Pea Green"
You pee green soup.
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
[this one is actually technically a mom joke]
...and I was explaining how the practice originated during the American Civil War, but they're still young, so I had to explain how we got into the war.
Me (Dad): "...so the South didn't like what the North was doing and they decided they wanted to quit the country."
Wife (Mom): "AND THEY SECEDED! ... Get it? SECEDED! HAHAHAHHA! It's like succeeded, but it... nobody?"
Green peas
These have been a riding problem in recent times actually So the Japanese have a way to "grade" koi to distinguish the real from the fake And they use letters, A being the best, and D are obviously the fake koi since they are...
D-kois!
First you cut a hole in the ice. Next you place green peas around the edge of the hole, polar bears love peas. Then, you sit back and wait and when a bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
Cauliflower ears.
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
My dad would give me a scoop of green peas and then say, "Ha ha! I just pea-d on your plate and your gonna eat it!"
So I was eating dinner with my mother and step dad last night and I accidentally dropped a spoonful of green peas on the floor.
Mother: Aw Alex! Me: Shit, I just peed all over the floor!
::Mom and step dad look at me in disgust along with the chirping of crickets.::
First cut a hole in the ice. Then open a can of green peas and put them all around the hole. Then hide. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
First, dig a large hole and fill it with ashes.
Next, line the hole with green peas.
Then when the bear takes a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
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