But if you do, more power to you.
After a bit of arguing and me joking around
And he said I think you're making light of the situation
It really made his dais!
The Car Dashians.
Gonna start turning forests into power plants
But this ones on the house
It' glassified.
There was no Flash photography allowed
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
It was a pot roast.
An anal probe
When the guy asked for payment, I said, “Why? I thought it was on the house.”
He says, “I’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”
And its for that reason, that he lost his job as chairman of the British Book Cover Awards panel
Titled "Assault" http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo
The Daesh board.
I'll see myself out.
It's baffling.
bright idea.
"that right there is the duct seal" "that ain't no duct seal" "look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"
Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?
My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.
Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?
My son: Daaaaaad!
I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:
Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?
😎😎😎😎😎
My 4 yr old son and I went to a convention this weekend. We had to bring a stroller, because of all the walking. Usually when we went to panels and shows, we would get Isle seats because of the stroller. We roll up to our seat and sit down. My son hangs out in the stroller.
The man in front of us turn around and says, "Middle of the isle. Clear view of the stage. I'm jealous."
My 4 yr old son replies, "Hi, Jealous." without even missing a beat. I was proud.
with an enclosed trailer on our hitch. Every other pump at this highway gas station was in use. Dad steps out of the car and before attending to the pump, walks up to the trailer and slaps the paneling several times (pound) (pound) (pound) "Hey! Be quiet in there!"
We're learning about all the gauges you can use on the touch panels. There's quite a few on the screen. The guy next to me said, "I guess you could say that page is very engaging." Everyone groaned I told him he's going on Reddit.
Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."
Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.
We're hanging a circuit breaker panel, me and the old Daddio.
Dad: Cut me a scrap of that flooring for a spacer. Three and a half inches thick so I can nail it to this stud.
Me: Sure. How long do you need it?
Dad: Oh... we're probably gonna need it for as long as the house is here.
Boss is up on a ladder looking in the ceiling panels and calls the police chief over. Boss- "Hey I need someone above me to look at this." Chief "well who else is up there?" The secretary and I both started laughing hysterically.
