I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
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When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...

..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels...

But, if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Pooh's face in the last panel tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JouleJawbone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikedosefish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My dad was glad when I told him all the people who would be on his roasting panel...

It really made his dais!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles

The Car Dashians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I hear they're making solar panels for trees now

Gonna start turning forests into power plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askingforeafriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I don’t always install solar panels for free...

But this ones on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsong
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I can relate to that last panel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albenesi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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I'm not permitted to open the side panel of my PC.

It' glassified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociraptor45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I was very disappointed with the Comicon panels this year

There was no Flash photography allowed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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A panel of people came together to ridicule the marijuana industry

It was a pot roast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeatBald
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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I got solar panels installed on our roof.

When the guy asked for payment, I said, β€œWhy? I thought it was on the house.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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What do you call a politician speaking to a panel

An anal probe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife’s advances.

He says, β€œI’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFoxyMoron
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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My dad used to draw short, one panel comics all the time, back in the day. This is one of my favorites, I thought it belonged here.

Titled "Assault" http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slunkronomicon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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What do you call the instrument panel on a terrorist's car?

The Daesh board.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercivalFailed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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[daily jumble] They installed solar panels on their house because it was a ....

bright idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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We asked our mechanics to spray one our panels tan. [x-post /r/Military
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McDaanalds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Two electricians I was talking to were arguing over the quality of the duct sealing work in a panel...

"that right there is the duct seal" "that ain't no duct seal" "look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMcnasty87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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