16 Hilarious Overly Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Which one of King Arthur’s knights was always overly cautious?

Sir-Cumspect.

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👤︎ u/Jzerene

📅︎ Sep 01 2021

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What does the mother brush say to her overly excited kids ?

Comb down

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👤︎ u/YeetMyPeePee

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Just another overly dramatic post.

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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👤︎ u/mykeuk

📅︎ Jan 12 2020

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Why is it so hard to understand mothers who use overly bright decorations?

Too much MUMbling

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👤︎ u/TheRepeatTautology

📅︎ Mar 01 2021

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What do you call Mary J Blige’s overly accommodating Irish cousin?

Mary O’Blige

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👤︎ u/sekearney95

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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What do you get when your sensitive and overly dramatic sister stubs her toe?

A crisis

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👤︎ u/twentyyearsofneglect

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?

He wet his plants!

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👤︎ u/Jaden-YoungBlood

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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What do you call an overly affectionate avocado?

An avocuddle.

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👤︎ u/Syuriix

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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What did Julius Ceasar say after a disappointing sip of his overly sweet orange juice?

Meh. Too fruity.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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😔Mom: "I know your brother is overly anxious, but I think the best way out of this is to get busy... Where does he work again ?"

🤥Dad: "He's insecurity"

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Apr 10 2019

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What did the overly honest werewolf say to the good looking woman at the bar?

Hey Baby. I'm a-lookin' and I'm a Lycan.

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👤︎ u/commoncents45

📅︎ Jul 16 2014

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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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👤︎ u/thenoblegoose

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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