Overly Attached Girlfriend Puns

My roommate has started bringing his girlfriend over, and I want to start a fun thing where I have a new pun planned for each time she's around. So far my ideas include telling them to watch their step because there's a leak (leek) on the floor, taping a spice to me so thyme can be on my side, giving them a nice note (probably a lymeric) attached to a leaf so they can have some encourage-mint, and organizing peas on the table in the shape of earth's map to try to create world peas.

I'm open to any ideas, anything you can think of is greatly appreciated.