I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I just ended a 5 year old relationship.
Good thing it wasn't mine.
My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...
Instead I swam up to the surface.
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
I was in a cat competition that wasn't like your typical competition. They had a category for cat butts, which I ended up winning...
But it was just a cat-ass-trophy
What did Avril Lavigne say when her escort ended up being an undercover cop?
All this time you were pretending? So much for my happy ending.
I once went on a date that ended with me and the girl sleeping together. After sex she lit a cigarette and told me me all about her hobby: collecting roadkill and pinning it to her wall. Well, there's no way I could see her after that...
Smoking is such a turn off.
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.
I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns
A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.
Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn
Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
We were going to have chicken for supper, but ended up having rabbit.
I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, “Is it over?”, to which I replied,
“Yep, that’s all she wrote!”
What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
I went to the butcher the other day but ended up fighting him
Cause he asked if i wanted some beef
I left it late to get a gift for my mum for Mother’s Day. Ended up at a petrol station. I bought her some Lorry Oil...
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
The world ended when I kissed an alpaca.
I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Got into a car accident today,I was driving along and ended up rear ending someone.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf
He looked up at me and said, 'I am not Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?’
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
I'm sad I didn't get to see how my execution ended...
Happy New Year! I’d say 2018 ended on a good note.
My last relationship, which was with a cross eyed girl ended.
Because she kept seeing someone else on the side
After I brought home my last dog I ended up in the emergency room
Apparently I roverdosed myself
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with
I rear ended a dwarf in a mini...
He hopped out, waddled over, and signalled me to wind down my window.
As the window came down, red in the face he yelled “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
To which I replied, “Well which one are you then?”
At a pool party I threw a soft rubber ball that ended up bouncing off my friends head, then off my daughters head then out of the pool.
My daughter asked "what was that?"
So I told her, 'that's what you call a double header'
It’s been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I can’t believe people are still making Friends references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I can't believe that 15 years after the show ended people are still making "Friends" references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way!