I canβt believe people are still making βFriendsβ references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I just ended a 5 year old relationship.
Good thing it wasn't mine.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. βOuch!β I yelled
βYOU, ow?β The cat replied in disbelief.
βME-owβ
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...
Instead I swam up to the surface.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
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︎ Nov 14 2020
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I was in a cat competition that wasn't like your typical competition. They had a category for cat butts, which I ended up winning...
But it was just a cat-ass-trophy
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What did Avril Lavigne say when her escort ended up being an undercover cop?
All this time you were pretending? So much for my happy ending.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What ended in 1923 ?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I once went on a date that ended with me and the girl sleeping together. After sex she lit a cigarette and told me me all about her hobby: collecting roadkill and pinning it to her wall. Well, there's no way I could see her after that...
Smoking is such a turn off.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns
A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.
Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn
Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
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︎ Jul 16 2020
He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
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︎ May 24 2020
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
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︎ Jul 20 2020
We were going to have chicken for supper, but ended up having rabbit.
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︎ May 13 2020
I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, βIs it over?β, to which I replied,
βYep, thatβs all she wrote!β
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I went to the butcher the other day but ended up fighting him
Cause he asked if i wanted some beef
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I left it late to get a gift for my mum for Motherβs Day. Ended up at a petrol station. I bought her some Lorry Oil...
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︎ Mar 24 2020
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
The world ended when I kissed an alpaca.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What ended in 1759?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Got into a car accident today,I was driving along and ended up rear ending someone.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf
He looked up at me and said, 'I am not Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?β
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︎ Jun 19 2019
I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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︎ Oct 03 2019
When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Sep 22 2019
I'm sad I didn't get to see how my execution ended...
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Happy New Year! Iβd say 2018 ended on a good note.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
My last relationship, which was with a cross eyed girl ended.
Because she kept seeing someone else on the side
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︎ Apr 15 2019
After I brought home my last dog I ended up in the emergency room
Apparently I roverdosed myself
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︎ Sep 10 2019
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with
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︎ Jan 31 2019
I rear ended a dwarf in a mini...
He hopped out, waddled over, and signalled me to wind down my window.
As the window came down, red in the face he yelled βI AM NOT HAPPY!β
To which I replied, βWell which one are you then?β
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︎ Apr 23 2019
At a pool party I threw a soft rubber ball that ended up bouncing off my friends head, then off my daughters head then out of the pool.
My daughter asked "what was that?"
So I told her, 'that's what you call a double header'
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Itβs been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I canβt believe people are still making Friends references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
I can't believe that 15 years after the show ended people are still making "Friends" references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way!
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︎ Oct 18 2019
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