I can’t believe people are still making β€œFriends” references 15 years after the show ended.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I just ended a 5 year old relationship.

Good thing it wasn't mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella

while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beezneez86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...

jokes on me i guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heyitsjakson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. β€œOuch!” I yelled

β€œYOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. β€œME-ow”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keller_rado
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...

Instead I swam up to the surface.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...

Fined dining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly

β€˜Fin’

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?

A mooborn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singular1st
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.

I guess you can say I butchered my grades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamz000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?

They got there ok but then things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleFlame8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I was in a cat competition that wasn't like your typical competition. They had a category for cat butts, which I ended up winning...

But it was just a cat-ass-trophy

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What did Avril Lavigne say when her escort ended up being an undercover cop?

All this time you were pretending? So much for my happy ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCRiotz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What ended in 1923 ?

1922

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I once went on a date that ended with me and the girl sleeping together. After sex she lit a cigarette and told me me all about her hobby: collecting roadkill and pinning it to her wall. Well, there's no way I could see her after that...

Smoking is such a turn off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.

It was gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastProtagonist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns

A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.

Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn

Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patis12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomadStar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Churro-Bwoi
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea

He mad a meth in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antisocial_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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We were going to have chicken for supper, but ended up having rabbit.

It was a game changer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBooks72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, β€œIs it over?”, to which I replied,

β€œYep, that’s all she wrote!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?

Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I went to the butcher the other day but ended up fighting him

Cause he asked if i wanted some beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornLuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I left it late to get a gift for my mum for Mother’s Day. Ended up at a petrol station. I bought her some Lorry Oil...

β€˜Cos she’s worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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The world ended when I kissed an alpaca.

It was the alpaca-lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What ended in 1759?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Got into a car accident today,I was driving along and ended up rear ending someone.

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf

He looked up at me and said, 'I am not Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirRobyC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I was in an accident the other day, rear-ended the car in front. We both pulled over, and a dwarf got out of the other car.

He said, "I'm not happy." I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I'm sad I didn't get to see how my execution ended...

I was left hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitochondria420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Happy New Year! I’d say 2018 ended on a good note.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biz_Ascot_Junco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My last relationship, which was with a cross eyed girl ended.

Because she kept seeing someone else on the side

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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After I brought home my last dog I ended up in the emergency room

Apparently I roverdosed myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with

Legoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lulucifer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I rear ended a dwarf in a mini...

He hopped out, waddled over, and signalled me to wind down my window.

As the window came down, red in the face he yelled β€œI AM NOT HAPPY!”

To which I replied, β€œWell which one are you then?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seshimus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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At a pool party I threw a soft rubber ball that ended up bouncing off my friends head, then off my daughters head then out of the pool.

My daughter asked "what was that?" So I told her, 'that's what you call a double header'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watersofserenity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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It’s been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I can’t believe people are still making Friends references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I can't believe that 15 years after the show ended people are still making "Friends" references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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