I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What should you do if your omelette starts floating?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Waiter, I'll have the omelette please.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why are French omelettes small?
Because in France one egg is an oeuf.
(My children are not laughing)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I tried to break an egg to make an omelette, but it's contents went flying everywhere
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Omelette du fromage
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I made a cheese omelette this morning
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
Everyone has such high eggspectations
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I'm about to make the world's largest omelette
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I once knew how to make a 300 foot long Japanese omelette, but I don't anymore.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
How many eggs does it take to make a French omelette?
One, 'cause one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Which pop-star is an omelette's favourite singer?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I made a two egg omelette for breakfast today.
I should have used three eggs. One more egg would be un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
A traditional French omelette only has one egg
I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
I was worried about the crackdown, but the egg police said omelette you go with a warning.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
A chicken omelette has to be the most fowl thing ever.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What did the French man say when he was offered another omelette?
No thanks I've had un Εuf
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Mods are making omelettes ...
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︎ Nov 24 2018
What does King Arthur call the knife he uses to cut his omelettes?
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Why was the omelette chef arrested?
He beat eggs all day long.
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︎ Sep 07 2018
How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?
1, because in France 1 egg is "un oeuf".
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︎ Jul 27 2016
Making omelettes with a friend...
Friend: Why don't the eggs roll on to the floor even though they're round? They stop after like two rolls.
Me: it's cause they're counter-balanced.
counter-balanced
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︎ Dec 10 2015
I tried to spice my omelette up a little... but there wasn't mushroom in the pan... guess im not such a fungi
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︎ Apr 30 2017
Do you just want a bacon and cheese omelette?
Or should I make a cheese and bacon omelette?
Just heard that one from my dad on the phone.
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︎ Sep 15 2013
No yolk, I can make the best egg white omelette.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Why are French omelettes so small?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I made a two egg omelette for breakfast.
I should have used three. One more egg would have been un oeuf.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Why did the French chef use only one egg when he made his omelette?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
How many eggs are there in a French omelette?
One, because one's un Εuf.
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Did you know that traditionally, in france, omelettes were made with only one egg?
Because one egg is un oueff!
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