Edible Mushroom Puns

A list of puns related to "Edible Mushroom"

My friend and I were foraging for edible mushrooms. He picked one up, ate it and immediately spat it out recoiling in horror....

‘My god that Mushroom was disgusting’ he said

‘That was no Mushroom’ I told him, ‘That was a Toad Stool’

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👤︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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Dadjoke on a produce truck

...delivering to a store in my town. Pictures (very well done) of various edible mushrooms, and the caption "We are fun guys."

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👤︎ u/BobT21
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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