7 Hilarious Oli Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How do you call a cockney garlic mayonnaise?

An oi-oli.

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👤︎ u/MiKeseMiCasa

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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Did you know grey hairs are hereditary?

You get it from your kids.

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👤︎ u/ZombieMolester

📅︎ May 03 2016

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Who is the head of vegetables?

Barack-oli Obama

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👤︎ u/shaunphreedom

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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There's a guy at work whos name is Ravi

I asked if his last name is Oli...

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👤︎ u/BartChryslerIsFat

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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I hate going to restaurants

I mean the meal is usually great but the waitress always gets my name wrong. "You're bill sir." I always tell them my name is Oli! Even when I show them my name on my card, they just laugh at me! It's so disrespectful!

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👤︎ u/briggzzzz

📅︎ Aug 07 2017

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What is President Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barack-oli

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👤︎ u/OpusPhil

📅︎ Apr 13 2016

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My dad accidentally dad joked me

My dad was finishing some drywall in his house and I went up to him and said "Good job! Did you go to finishing school?" He responded with "Actually, I did. But I didn't finish."

He didn't get it until I started laughing.

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👤︎ u/SquidLoaf

📅︎ Dec 04 2014

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