He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
A human bean.
Everything happens for a raisin.
They were plumpkin
The dad says, “I bet if you pop one of those balloons she’ll let out a little wine.”
His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.
Weird cos the label says it comes from the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
So, I asked my dad (who swears social media is evil) if he knew what Vine was.
pointing to the wine on the table, in a German accent, he says "Yes, do you vant some?"
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
