De vine wine puns between my husband and I
What do you call a baby growing on a vine?
A human bean.
A grape falls off a vine and dries...
Everything happens for a raisin.
10 Minutes of Puns: Tim Vine - One Night Stand youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzβ¦
I haven't seen him much but I thought /r/puns would like to have The Punslinger, Tim Vine, on here
This afternoon I pulled two fat gourds from the same vine...
They were plumpkin
A daughter is dressed in a grape vine suit where the grapes are made of balloons for Halloween...
The dad says, βI bet if you pop one of those balloons sheβll let out a little wine.β
His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.
Hey Dad, if a plantβs not a herb, bush, vine, or grass, what is it?
Itβs tree son, then
Today I found out black pepper comes from a vine
Weird cos the label says it comes from the ground.
BatDad has 4 children and makes Vines wearing a batman mask. [X-post from /r/videos] youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0β¦
Growing tomatoes is so quick and easy I could do it on a Vine.
Vines Are Creepy
Vines Are Creepy
The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Fringe by Tim Vine.
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
Ten solid minutes of dad jokes courtesy of the great Tim Vine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws
There are dad jokes all over Vine. vinescope.com/banana-phonβ¦
Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo youtube.com/watch?v=VPaZfβ¦
Do you know what Vine is?
So, I asked my dad (who swears social media is evil) if he knew what Vine was.
pointing to the wine on the table, in a German accent, he says "Yes, do you vant some?"
I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzβ¦
I'm really surprised that Tim Vine isn't a dad. youtube.com/watch?v=QZJyuβ¦
Tim Vine is a standup comedian that tells almost exclusively dad jokes.
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
