About how they miss vine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michealxlr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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De vine wine puns between my husband and I
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stokesy6th
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a baby growing on a vine?

A human bean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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A grape falls off a vine and dries...

Everything happens for a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaZe_Yangers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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10 Minutes of Puns: Tim Vine - One Night Stand youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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I haven't seen him much but I thought /r/puns would like to have The Punslinger, Tim Vine, on here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peter_L_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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This afternoon I pulled two fat gourds from the same vine...

They were plumpkin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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A daughter is dressed in a grape vine suit where the grapes are made of balloons for Halloween...

The dad says, β€œI bet if you pop one of those balloons she’ll let out a little wine.”

His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DogsGoBork
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Hey Dad, if a plant’s not a herb, bush, vine, or grass, what is it?

It’s tree son, then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/straym
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Today I found out black pepper comes from a vine

Weird cos the label says it comes from the ground.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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BatDad has 4 children and makes Vines wearing a batman mask. [X-post from /r/videos] youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StartWatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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Growing tomatoes is so quick and easy I could do it on a Vine.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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Vines Are Creepy

Vines Are Creepy

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Fringe by Tim Vine.

I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paula_sutton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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Ten solid minutes of dad jokes courtesy of the great Tim Vine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-tibbs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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There are dad jokes all over Vine. vinescope.com/banana-phon…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phib1618
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo youtube.com/watch?v=VPaZf…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoin_McLove
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2011
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Do you know what Vine is?

So, I asked my dad (who swears social media is evil) if he knew what Vine was.

pointing to the wine on the table, in a German accent, he says "Yes, do you vant some?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Average_Noxian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayedfy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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I'm really surprised that Tim Vine isn't a dad. youtube.com/watch?v=QZJyu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letshaveawank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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Tim Vine is a standup comedian that tells almost exclusively dad jokes.

If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DulceyDooner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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