What is the last name of the actor who played Oliver Wood?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatb4ll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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It’s all in the name

There’s some really nice girls in my sons class; Denice, Janice, Olive Yu. So I figured a name is a powerful motivator. Meet my newest kid: Richy Mc Richer(Son)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBigMac
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Did you know Santa had another reindeer named "Olive?"

You know how the song goes.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Old_Army90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My friend amputated his liver. Now he is just O

His name is Oliver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_i_like_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I need a pun

Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.

I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.

I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lcg32195
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Did you hear about the artist that specializes in painting naked women?

His name is Oliver Klosoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Olive Garden Fantasy Football

In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeadKisses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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A guest at the restaurant I work at told me the daddest joke I've ever heard

I was walking by with a jar of olives when he told me: "You know that was Santa's eighth reindeer, right?" Me:"Umm, Olive?" Him:"Yeah, you know the song! ..and olive the other reindeer laughed and called Rudolph names!"

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Wife blindly follows a recipe

Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"

Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."

Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"

Wife: "Yeah, probably."

Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".

Groaning ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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Got my coworkers with a Christmas dadjoke

Someone had written reindeer names on a whiteboard at work. I counted nine, then said that there was one missing. They went through, named them all off, and said no, they're all there.

So I said "You forgot about Olive. You know, 'Olive the other reindeer...'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanSpice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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"What are the names of all 10 reindeer mentioned in 'Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer'?"

"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."

"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."

"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."

"Yes there is. 'β™« Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...β™«'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmyxlplyx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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I asked my wife to name all the reindeer...

She named the normal 8 plus Rudolf and was confused when I said she missed one.

I finally told her about Olive, the other Reindeer. The one that used to laugh and call him (Rudolf) names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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"I'll be Rudolph!" "I'll be Olive!" "Huh?"

"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Who was the meanest reindeer to Rudolph?

Olive.

Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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