Night Owl Puns

A list of puns related to "Night Owl"

My shift at work ends at midnight, but I'm a night owl so I find staying up late easy...

...I could stay up until midnight with my eyes closed.

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👤︎ u/scoo89
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why does the owl turn off it's phone at night?

So it doesn't get any hooty calls.

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👤︎ u/Rockstar37
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I don’t get why people say, “I’m a night owl” - you could just say, “I’m an owl”
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👤︎ u/DecentPlastic
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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What do you call an owl riding a horse with a sword?

A night owl.

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👤︎ u/LadySparta729
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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What does the owl say? (True story)

My wife and I are calling it a night and we hear an owl outside our window. After 15 mins, no more owl and it’s dead quite

My wife: thank God we can’t hear the owl anymore Me: Who? Wife: the owl Me: Who? Wife The OWL! Me: Who? Wife: ...groan go to bed Me: got her :)

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👤︎ u/lumpyrabbit
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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So my dad joked my mum...

My dad is a night owl and my mum is an early bird, meaning he has a good few hours to plot and scheme his dadjokes...

Well the other evening, he decided to scare the living daylights out of my mum by drawing a face on a melon, stuffing it in a hoodie with rubber-gloves, shoes and jeans and posed it in our morning room.

Now my mum gets up real early, and walks around the house in a grumpy daze, grumbling, scratching and squinting and whatnot with a grim face looking for something to nag about, so you can imagine the sheer pride he (probably) felt wrapped up in bed with that dumb dadjoke grin from his "Hilarious prank", to hear a loud "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" coming from across the hall.

Needless to say i'm pretty sure she found something to nag about that morning.

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👤︎ u/Jacquamarine
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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