It was the least I could do for him
He was a cheetah
Everywhere else it has stripes.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
A speck-tater.
The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!
I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.
“Excuse me, could you help me?” I asked.
He grunted in response, barely looking at me.
“Um, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”
He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, “Do we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.
I took a fence.
...because they are huge metal fans.
One of them responded, "pho queue."
The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
Apparently di-hi-riya was not an efficient way to say hi to both.
It was out last resort.
It was the least I could do for him.
It was the least I could do for him.
It was the least I could do.
It was the least I could do.
It was the least I could do for him.
It was the least I could have done for him.
It was the least I could do for him.
It was the least I could do for him.
It was the least I could do for the poor thing.
It was the least I could do to help.
It was the least I could do.
