Because the times, they are a-changin'.
It's a silly act.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
"You're not holding on to last year's shit"
My wife beat me to the first dad joke of the year. Damnit
Their children will die on this hill
Because they're too heavy
...I'll call it "Pottyfy".
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
: )
Crippling Issue
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.✌️
Waste Management
It was a shit show.
It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement
MeatToo
Cole’s Law
Guess we'll need some x-position to find out.
Count Dooky
Bow-wows
But he didn't believe me; in fact he said I was full of shit.
The area was called consti-patio.
And there's no plan b.
Apparently they're really unstable.
As of today I'm starting a Mens Lefts Activist movement. Equality for all!
I've never been Scherzo in all my life.
Friend: Yes, it's a viscous cycle.
So there's two day traders looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. "What's the movement on desks and chairs?" asks the first stockbroker.
"Um, that's moving up," says the second. "We should get into it."
"Okay what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?" says the first.
"Yep, they're dropping," says the second. "We've got to sell that off."
"Okay what about paper? Is that moving?" says the first.
"Paper? No," says the second. "Paper is stationery."
Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"
Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."
Edit: spelling
