Mi me chiama JAR JAR BINGS...
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︎ Nov 03 2020
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A friend completely mis-said something. 5 minutes of crappy mobile photoshop later....
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Iβve made a terrible mis steak
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Lay's Mis
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︎ Feb 08 2014
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Mi Shell Pfizer indeed
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Mi in the bar
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︎ Mar 08 2017
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
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︎ Nov 06 2020
The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.
He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.
I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.
He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction
I guess you could call it a repost
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did the cat say when he arrived in China?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.
He later apologized for his mis-steak.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A really want a Vietnamese roll.
But they Bahn Mi from going outside.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, me!"
^((for the non-dads: that's) ^("hallou mi"))
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?
Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?
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︎ May 26 2020
The cheese looked into the mirror and said...
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︎ May 09 2020
Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
It was feeling mis-thunder-stood
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What do you call a lady cow
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you call it when a horse does something bad?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
The first French fries werenβt cooked in France.
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Apr 09 2018
What does an older gentleman and not mixing your food enough have in common
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap
Iβm graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?
Because they live in misery (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±)
Egyptian = miSrii (Ω
Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Where do pigs love to go on vacation?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
The waiter gave me a ribeye that I didnβt order
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︎ Apr 09 2019
I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart
Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake
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︎ Mar 26 2019
I bought some new luggage
Let me know if you want to borrow it. You know what they say: Mi Casa Suitcasa
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Maine is pretty selfish
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︎ May 16 2018
Whatβs a musicianβs favorite lunchmeat?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Today I met an opera singer, he was one of the most self centred people I've ever met
It was like everything he said was just "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!"...
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Looking for a turtle pun :)
Can u guys help mi with this one :) need it for my presentation.
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︎ Feb 22 2018
Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dad joke
If the Chicago Bears moved to Detroit, then Detroit would have the Lions, the Tigers, and the Bears. Oh MI!
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︎ May 21 2019
What did the Cheese say when he saw himself in the Mirror?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
A man who stole another man's prosthetic legs after a job interview was forced to return them.
Kneedless to say, he didn't get the job after that mis-step.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...
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︎ Nov 05 2020
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