I've seen enough
I’m drawing a line in the sand.
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
hi hungry im dad was the response no i said, mom just gave me the dna testing
just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed
But without hands, im just some guy
I said to him is that a Fret!
I never saw him again
Because im really dadicated to the bit
I just need someone to help map it out
I'm literally a skeleton moving with clothes
Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.
When a chap in a van pulls up gets out and says there is a new leather sette and a leather chair in the van you can have it free of charge.
We decided to take it to our house. I told my dad expecting him to be pleased. Instead he came over and clipped my ear with the back of his hand.
Crying i said what was that for. My dad said How many times do i have to tell you. DONT TAKE SUITES OFF STRANGERS!
Electron: are you sure?
Neutron: im nearly positive
Electron: ive never been so attracted to you
I can’t C sharp, but I am the dad of A minor, That boy is nothing but treble.
I don't know Y.
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Because its having trouble focusing
I can stop anytime!
Mark my words!
Dad:"(hands his son a burger) It's a bison burger!"
Also dad:(leaves, and never comes back)
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face
