Some guy told a female GI Doctor β€œgirrrrrl you’re so spicy I need a Nexium after having you”

She asks him why and he said, β€œmy heartburn’s for you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinyl_Vey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My great-grandfather was a GI before serving in the RAF,

Which made him a GIRAF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Such a fun-gi!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistakesappen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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My GI doc said I was gonna need an esophagogastroduodenoscopy here soon.

I don't know how comfortable I am with that, it sure is a mouth full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Welpe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day

They where some pretty fun-gis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmetiusmetius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?

Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My wife said my new nickname is Shroom

Because I am such a FunGi...πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SambuelAnacapri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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β€œBabe you’re not giving me mushroom”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark_ryan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dansguns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Mushroom walks into a bar...

Bar tender says, β€œsorry sir... we don’t serve your kind.”

Mushroom replies, β€œWhy not, I’m a Fun-gi”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitz-and-gigglez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What is a human-sized ant known as?

A GI-ANT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaushik_220601
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why the boys get stale bread on the roadtrip?

Because the bread mold was a fun-gi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kansalsid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What do you call really big ants?

Gi-ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLion37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What do you call a really big ant ?

A GI-ANT .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifckinggold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Did you guys hear?

Yeast puns are on the rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guydoingthings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed

One fell off and hit gis head. Mama called the doctor And the doctor said...

Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor not a zoologist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHappy317
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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My niece was playing with her Legos,

And she told she was building a really big ant. I asked her if it was going to be so big that it would be giANT? She then proceeded to tell me that none of my jokes are funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GitFiddler
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Why do all of the vegetables like to hang around with the mushroom?

Because he's a fun-gi!

My dad has been telling that joke at restaurants my whole life. Saluti dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadAndNationwide
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

He was a fun gi.

Why didn’t he go? There wasn’t mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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I met a mushroom today

He was a fun-gi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagarreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I just found a mouse in the kitchen

Mouse in the kitchen https://imgur.com/gallery/giEua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zalesye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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Why did the boring man switch to a mushroom diet?

He was trying to become a fun-gi

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Dad jokes....must be a guy thing.

http://i.imgur.com/gjGiE7n.png

For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyei8hts
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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