A list of puns related to "Gis"
She asks him why and he said, βmy heartburnβs for youβ
Which made him a GIRAF.
I don't know how comfortable I am with that, it sure is a mouth full.
They where some pretty fun-gis
Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"
Because I am such a FunGi...π₯°π₯°π₯°
Plagiarism.
Bar tender says, βsorry sir... we donβt serve your kind.β
Mushroom replies, βWhy not, Iβm a Fun-giβ
A GI-ANT.
Because the bread mold was a fun-gi
Gi-ants
A GI-ANT .
Yeast puns are on the rise.
One fell off and hit gis head. Mama called the doctor And the doctor said...
Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor not a zoologist!
And she told she was building a really big ant. I asked her if it was going to be so big that it would be giANT? She then proceeded to tell me that none of my jokes are funny.
Because he's a fun-gi!
My dad has been telling that joke at restaurants my whole life. Saluti dad!
He was a fun gi.
Why didnβt he go? There wasnβt mushroom.
He was a fun-gi
Mouse in the kitchen https://imgur.com/gallery/giEua
He was trying to become a fun-gi
http://i.imgur.com/gjGiE7n.png
For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"
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