I feel like an (gr)ape
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What do you call a bathroom with an octopus inside?

Octo-pied

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📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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Grades (dual joke)

Billy: "Dad!"

Dad: "Yes Billy, what's wrong?"

Billy: "How do I get good grades?"

Dad: "Well, Billy. To get good grades you have to B paying attention A lot and after Some time you will C that D time and F-ort you spent on homework actually payed off. and then you just have to do that until your E-gr parents can praise you for your hard work.

2 hours later.

Phone: Rings

Dad: "Hello!"

Billy: "So dad, how much money should I give to her?"

Dad: "To who!?"

Billy: "To a girl in my class. You said that to get good grades then all I had to do was to give her money. Attention says it will be fine with 20$, but I don't know."

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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people are trying to phase out Roman numerals

I don't know why, they're grVIII

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👤︎ u/Carty1234
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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A local radio station in the Grand Rapids area recognized this sub today.

I was driving to school this morning at around 6:00 am, and I hear on the local radio station (Connie & Curtis on 95.7 in the GR area) and they started talking about /r/dadjokes. I thought that was pretty cool that this sub was recognized!

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