I've seen enough
I’m drawing a line in the sand.
Shit, never mind the thought left me.
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
hi hungry im dad was the response no i said, mom just gave me the dna testing
just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed
But without hands, im just some guy
I said to him is that a Fret!
I never saw him again
I'm literally a skeleton moving with clothes
I just need someone to help map it out
Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.
When a chap in a van pulls up gets out and says there is a new leather sette and a leather chair in the van you can have it free of charge.
We decided to take it to our house. I told my dad expecting him to be pleased. Instead he came over and clipped my ear with the back of his hand.
Crying i said what was that for. My dad said How many times do i have to tell you. DONT TAKE SUITES OFF STRANGERS!
Electron: are you sure?
Neutron: im nearly positive
Electron: ive never been so attracted to you
I can’t C sharp, but I am the dad of A minor, That boy is nothing but treble.
I don't know Y.
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Because its having trouble focusing
I can stop anytime!
Mark my words!
Dad:"(hands his son a burger) It's a bison burger!"
Also dad:(leaves, and never comes back)
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face
