They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"

He should really be called Uncle.

Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"

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Mi me chiama JAR JAR BINGS...
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLT5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with

a Re post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A friend completely mis-said something. 5 minutes of crappy mobile photoshop later....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NarutoAteMyRamen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I’ve made a terrible mis steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatal_fame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Lay's Mis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandiila
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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Mi Shell Pfizer indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Mi in the bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jlw2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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My cat fell off the kitchen counter trying to push the food bowl...

I guess there is a mis-cat-culation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...

...but with a WI/MI/PA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!

He said it was a mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.

He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.

I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.

He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction

I guess you could call it a repost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReHawse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.

He later apologized for his mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What did the cat say when he arrived in China?

Mi auw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yovinio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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A really want a Vietnamese roll.

But they Bahn Mi from going outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, me!"

^((for the non-dads: that's) ^("hallou mi"))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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The first French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SycamoreLover
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What do you call a lady cow

A Mis-Steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?

Autobahn mi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dancunn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?

Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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The cheese looked into the mirror and said...

Halou,mi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mischeviousbeagle
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call it when a horse does something bad?

A mis-steed

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Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00nic0rn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What does an older gentleman and not mixing your food enough have in common

They are both mis-stirs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDCanuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetthecrowd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?

Because they live in misery (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±ΩŠ)

Note for the non Arabic speakers:

Egypt = miSr (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±)

Egyptian = miSrii (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±ΩŠ)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Where do pigs love to go on vacation?

Mi-Hami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaw0lf212
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Maine is pretty selfish

it's all ME, ME, ME.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyisthissoharder
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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The waiter gave me a ribeye that I didn’t order

It was a mis-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart

Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miller_Defoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia

but Mi gonna ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickstr_2293
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I bought some new luggage

Let me know if you want to borrow it. You know what they say: Mi Casa Suitcasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadioFreeMoscow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What’s a musician’s favorite lunchmeat?

Sol-La-Mi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chippedreed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Looking for a turtle pun :)

Can u guys help mi with this one :) need it for my presentation.

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Today I met an opera singer, he was one of the most self centred people I've ever met

It was like everything he said was just "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kagawanmyson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My Mother-in-Law responded to an unsolicited fax with an amazing dad joke.

My MiL received this unsolicited fax at her office. My wife suggested she should fax something clever back. She delivered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plutoniumhead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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My dad thought he was cooking a pork loin

Turns out it was a great mis-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson's dad joke

If the Chicago Bears moved to Detroit, then Detroit would have the Lions, the Tigers, and the Bears. Oh MI!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A man who stole another man's prosthetic legs after a job interview was forced to return them.

Kneedless to say, he didn't get the job after that mis-step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...

with a WI/MI/PA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yazars
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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