Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...
...always came from Earth ?
More (mediocre) OC in honor of a woman who lived a bright and colorful life. We will miss you, RBG.
Just lost two precious pets, Jeremiah and Thomas. Gonna miss you little guys
R.I.P...Tom and Jerry
- Tera (while eating dessert): I miss you dad...
- Tera's dad: Teramisu too
If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22 comes, because 4:22 is 4:20 too
They saw an opportunity and took it. We'll miss you T. Haas!
Do you know what I miss?
Small targets that are very far away.
Knee slap... miss you old man.
Whenever the clerk at the grocery store would ask my dad if he wanted paper or plastic he would quickly respond.. "It doesn't matter I'm bisacual!"
I once told my dad you miss 100% of the shots you don't take -
He said not when you're hungover - then you miss precisely 0% of the shots you did take!
Did you miss the big black hole picture event yesterday?
Don't worry, there is another one on the horizon
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber
“Dad, do you think mom will ever come back?” “Who knows son, women are fickle creatures.” “She’s been gone so long. Do you miss her?”
“I do son, but men aren’t allowed in the ladies changing rooms.”
If you miss 420, dont worry.
Just wait till 422 cause its 420 too.
If you miss(ed) 4/20, don't worry!
Jut wait two days, because that's four-twenty......two.
You know what I miss?
My target, about 25% of the time. I'm not a very good shot.
You know, as I get older, there's one thing I will always miss
A small target from a long a distance
Did you hear about the man who stole from Miss Piggy?
The priest said he kermitted a sin!
If you ever miss 2:20 just wait until 2:22
Because 2:20 is 2:20 too
If you ever miss 2:20 just wait until 2:22
Because 2:20 is 2:20 too
