Measuring Stick Puns

A list of puns related to "Measuring Stick"

Is it true that I count people's feet?

Toetally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PitchforkJoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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Has anyone else heard about how they don’t plan on making rulers any longer?

I got that one straight out of the β€œdad”-a base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3dditFetish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2022
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I just found out that the company that makes yard sticks

Wont be making them any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Recosuave2142
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2022
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My obsession with animals has been negatively affecting my vocabulary.

I’ll have to take giraffe stick measures to improve again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McStankee110
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2022
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Dadjoked my dad on fathers day

My dad was talking about how tall he is. Saying that he was so precisely 6' 0" tall that he could be used as a measurement.

Dad: "I'm six foot even. You can use me like a yard stick." Me: "More like a two-yard stick."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbonnefond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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