Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?
He is a sequintial artist.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What kind of bees are made of plastic?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?
One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas
But there are only two of us on the production line.
So I have to make every second Count!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Just get plastic surgery
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Iβm thinking about opening a plastic surgery center
I will call it βPick Your Noseβ
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say Iβm disappointed.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
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︎ May 26 2020
Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
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︎ May 27 2020
Why can't you surprise plastic containers?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
They said plastic is bad for nature
That's why I used it indoors
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︎ Sep 12 2020
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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︎ May 13 2020
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
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︎ May 30 2020
Plastic fantastic.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Hereβs a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didnβt use it.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldnβt Lego.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse
The doctor said his condition was stable
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︎ Feb 24 2020
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I cannot and will not ever use a plastic knife in any situation
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︎ May 01 2020
The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....
are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I'm glad I didn't go with my awkward girlfriend for her plastic surgery consultation...
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why don't people, who constantly step on Plastic toy brick, just
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I got yelled at for using plastic.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, Iβm bisacktual.β
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︎ Dec 27 2017
Tho my friends plastic surgery went horribly wrong...
He's keeping his chins up.
/edits: rephrasing and pluralization.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
So we gonna kill fish to make bioplastics, so that fish don't die eating regular plastics. Somethings fishy about this whole thing.
youtu.be/AHKaChoCDW8
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︎ Nov 19 2019
A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .
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︎ Oct 07 2019
I broke my fork. It went from plastic....
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
It used to be taboo to talk about plastic surgery.
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I don't like having to decide between paper or plastic.
Why can't baggers be choosers?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him
The doctor described his condition as stable!
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Remember when plastic surgery was taboo?
Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
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