I fell asleep during Catholic mass.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen yesterday....
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?
I asked my Dad “What’s the difference between weight and mass?”
“Well, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
We have migrated from mass hysteria to mask hysteria.
Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?
Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?
Electrons have mass?!
I didn’t even know they were catholic!
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?
Why doesn’t light have mass?
If it did, it would’ve be called heavy.
A woman is running up the front stairs of a church. She asks the boy sitting at the top, "Is mass out?" The little boy looks at her and says...
"No, but your hat's on crooked."
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
Churches had to disband when it was announced there would be no more mass gatherings.
They followed the guidance religiously.
Cant weigh to see their face
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
I just checked my body mass index. It says I'm a beast
High mass in the extraordinary form
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?
There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Pretty old mass joke ngl
Why doesn't the usa change their measures from pounds to kgs?
Because it would cause mass confusion
What did the vegan say at mass
Why did the pope wear crocs to mass?
Because they're his holey shoes
A catholic priest walked into the wrong congregation
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Did you know that protons had mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
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