Why don’t Russians use question marks?
Because in Russia, you never question Marx.
What race marks the end of evolution?
Finnish
What do you call two punctuation marks having sex?
Comma Sutra
I found a coin on the street the other day, and it had teeth marks all over it.
It was a Bitcoin.
Today marks the start of National Stalking Awareness week
Just thought I'd share with all my followers.
Why don't people in Afghanistan count using tick marks?
Because there's a tally ban.
I recently found a coin with a lot of bite marks
I wonder if it's the Bitcoin people are talking about.
Why are Mark's friends so good at shooting?
Because they're Marksmen.
Did you hear about the punctuation marks who were often found in the same sentence and so became close friends?
There was a genuine comma-raderie amongst them.
Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks “What are you counting?”
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
About an elevator with question marks instead of numbers on r/softwaregore. Enjoy.
Two punctuation marks walk into a bar.
One of them was accommodating.
Edit: Thanks to u/hydr0n1um who is more dad than I.
Why did Rudolph get in trouble for his final report card marks?
He went down in History.
Why did the King have marks at every inch of him?
Because he was a ruler.
What's your problem with question marks. Why don't you use them
Today marks 5 years since I stopped getting my subs toasted at subway...
Despite going cold turkey, I still haven't been able to stop smoking.
I used a magic marker to clean some pen marks off of the counters at work.
It looks remarkable.
