but he was also a history miner.
They called me a “rad” student.
The fairy of relativity.
I skipped classes to some degree.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
I graduated by the skin of my teeth
English Lit.
I got a BAA
Now he's a whywolf
I don't listen - and something else.
and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
You should get a miner instead.
just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud
My grades are below C-level
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
Moo-slims
...but I couldn't pass cowculus.
Then I can go ahead and be a physician.
Rookie mistake
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
Now he can hear the voices too !
Because they can not drink and derive
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
It's Gsus
A flat major
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
He replied Dwayne Johnson
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Towels.
But they are a major second.
