Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
It’s kinda a big dill.
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
It was a huge spectacle!
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
The Biggest Loser’s contestant talking about his opponent:
“I’m not worried about her, she is a lightweight.”
The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...
They had a little boy.
The biggest problem searching for the manifold is
It's exhausting
What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?
Lil Naw Sex
What fish goes on the biggest shopping sprees?
Splurgeons.
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
Souper size
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.
You know the biggest problem with dating apps?
Too many booby traps.
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
It was an absolute unit.
The re-opening of LEGO stores was the biggest event of 2020.
People were lined up for blocks!
The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer
Everything he did was pro Bono
What's the biggest moth in the world?
>!A mammoth.!<
What’s the biggest crustacean in London?
King’s Crustacean 🚂
What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear
Sphere itself
Who are large breasted women's biggest supporters?
Bras
Amazon really be having the biggest Flash Sale of the Summer...
What's the biggest advantage a country like Switzerland has on us?
I don't know either but I think their flag is a big plus.
I told my friend I was making the world’s biggest sandwich.
He said “That’s a bunch of bologna!”
A couple of days ago a man from Korea came to r/uruguay looking for help to make the worlds biggest sandwich. Last night (8:00PM for me - 8:00AM for him) we made it posible!
There's a new Fab-Four cover band - The Eetles.. Biggest difference?
"Let'r Be"
I won biggest shoe competition
It was a really big feat
I’m definitely the biggest anti-marijuana activist I know.
I always smoke my competition.
The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was...
Sir Cumference.
He got that way by eating too much pi.
I went to Dublin on holiday and discovered it's the biggest city in the WORLD.
It just keeps Dublin and Dublin
What's the biggest perk of being a roofer?
There are hot shingles in your area
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
LEGO stores reopening will be one of the biggest events of 2020
People will be lined up for blocks
