WARNING, MAJOR SPOILER !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serejapetrov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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My wife tells me I have 2 major faults,

I don't listen - and something else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The geometry major proved to be an excellent gardener...

...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SegavsCapcom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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My wife claims I have 2 major faults

My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .

Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...

...impooched.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?

Apparently, he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Choose a major you love

and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moiKeshav
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I asked my dad if I can be a history major,

He said, β€œDon’t. There’s no future in it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.

You should get a miner instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A big light switch is a major turn-on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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How do you get an art history major off your front porch ?

Pay for the pizza πŸ•.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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so anyway im switching my major to marketing...

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksonCM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.

My grades are below C-level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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After hearing about my history major, my dad said, β€œYou should go visit Italy in late August.”

..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Do math majors get degrees.....

...or radians? πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smarzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture

...but I couldn't pass cowculus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaMammatus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Major Spoiler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/E_A_STONKS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Major Spoiler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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An e-con major.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommandoSharp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I was thinking of changing my major to Physics

Then I can go ahead and be a physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXplainawesomeXx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Today I was playing chess and blundered a major piece

Rookie mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatem96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My buddy just told me he needs major surgery: he's having half his intestine removed.

(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tries to Log a Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunytou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsdad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why don’t calculus majors party?

Because they can not drink and derive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My psychiatrist and I had a major breakthrough

Now he can hear the voices too !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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The culprit is a major D.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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I asked my friend who is a major in Geology, what is the most expensive rock in the world?

He replied Dwayne Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadger96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I hope Elon Musk does not get involved in any major scandal.

Because Elon-gate will go on forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Why can't math majors party?

Because they can't drink and derive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhichDesigner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Warning: major spoilers ahead!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs

It was a completely miss-leading report

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.

Maybe that will resolve things.

(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_awesome365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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After the G7 summit, they should follow it up with a C major summit

So things can get resolved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you all hear recently that a major cheese factory exploded in France?

Da Brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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The Green New Deal now has Dadjokes as a major pillar

We are the foremost experts in recycling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmechan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tried to Log a Rhythm!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunytou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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