What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?
My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
A lil lunch pun for y'all
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
Did you hear about the workaholic cop who got handcuffed by his colleagues because he refused to take a lunch break?
Coca-Cola is my beverage of choice when I eat lunch
Its very good in that soda occasion
I got a donut for lunch, but I had to complain about it...
The manager asked, "did you have a problem with any particular part of the donut?"
I said yes. The hole thing.
(one of my only original jokes I've ever come up with.)
My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
What is the scariest thing you can eat for lunch?
Eating lunch when my 5 year old hits me with this
Me: good grief in full
5 year old: Hi Full, I'm Miriam!
Never been so proud of her in my life.
Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
What does a suit like to have for lunch?
I went to subway and accidentally stole someone's lunch.
I ordered the pasta at work today for lunch.
But then I realized I wasn't that hungry, so I boxed it up to take home and eat later.
Because a penné saved is a penné earned.
AITA for eating my coworker's lunch?
What do sharks eat for lunch?
“Dad, we hate when you do the grocery shopping because you always buy the cheapest lunch meat you can find.”
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
There's way more cool stuff
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
My patient wanted his bedding fixed, and when I did, I found remainders of his lunch.
Turns out, he was resting in peas.
What do the penguins get for their lunch at the zoo?
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
It's titled "Cheetah After Lunch", but it looks like a flamin' hot cheetah to me
How does a turkey eat his lunch?
A coworker and I were talking about our boss behind her back during our lunch.
Later on she found out and said to us : "You disgust me".
And I said : "Yes, yes we did".
My daughter was making some lunch. I asked her what she was making...
Daughter: Nachos
Me: I know it's not for me. I'm just asking what you're making for lunch. Sheesh...
Daughter: <confused> Huh?
Me: I'm just asking you what you're making for lunch.
Daughter: And i told you. Nachos!
Me: You already told me it's not for me. You don't have to be mean about it!
Daughter: <pause> Dang it... <sighs> Go away...
Me: <laughs in dad joke>
I asked my son what class he was in after lunch.
'Middle,' he said, 'same as before lunch.'
I went to lunch with a nudist friend...
...and all he ordered was a salad — no dressing.
Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?
If you had your choice of having lunch with anyone ever, dead or alive who would you pick?
I would pick someone alive.
Me: *arriving at the office after lunch in a nice red dress.*
My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!
Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch
At 2:00PM a NASA scientist passes out....
After he is revived the medics find out the last time he ate was at breakfast. They determine that he had a "failure to lunch."
What do you call two councilmen eating lunch and talking about policies?
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
What does a donkey get for lunch on Blackpool beach?
Half an hour like everyone else.
Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.
I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.
Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
Where does a wizard eat his lunch?
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
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