Long Underwear Puns

A list of puns related to "Long Underwear"

Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,

It was just a brief discussion.

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👤︎ u/aplikante011
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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What kind of underwear do long-distance runners wear?

Marathongs

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👤︎ u/BeardedBinder
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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The other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear.

The shopkeeper said to him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "Well, from about September to March."

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👤︎ u/FalconerGuitars
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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I don't like long conversations about underwear

I prefer to keep them brief

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👤︎ u/SupposedlyNormalGuy
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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My mom's husband as we leave for dinner

He just learned that his 12-year-old pair of underwear was thrown away.

Me: Why would you keep underwear that long, that's kinda gross. Him: I'm not a religious person, I have to get holiness somehow. MRW: -_______________-

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👤︎ u/alphageddon
📅︎ May 10 2014
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What kind of underwear do long distance runners wear?

Marathongs

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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