What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
What do you call leftover lettuce?
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
Why’d the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
I’d tell you the one about the lettuce,
But it’s just the tip of the iceberg.
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
Subway - Lettuce know how we did
What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
Lettuce
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
I’ve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Stay safe kids,
Dad
I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm
What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today
Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.
It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).
Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my kid asked to buy lettuce
I had to tell myself to romaine calm
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing
Lettuce stop these leeks.
Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
Watch out for the iceberg lettuce!
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...
What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?
Lettuce be thankful no one was hurt!
What happens when you’re behind lettuce in a race and then pass lettuce?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?
What do you call a rooster looking at lettuce?
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce?
I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
What do you call a chicken that's looking at some lettuce?
Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves
I'm really annoyed. And this is just the tip of the iceberg!
I couldn’t decide on how much lettuce to buy, until my wife helped me think it through.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
I couldn’t decide how much lettuce to buy, but my wife helped me think it through.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
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