10 Dad Cat Jokes

#10   Why does a tiger tell the truth? Because he isn't a lion.  #9  If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats!  #8  Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!  #7  What is cleverer than a talking cat? A spelling bee!  #6  What is a cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews!  #5  Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens!  #4  Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.  #3  What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.  #2  What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!  #1  What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you

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