When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why...
And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
Man, I swear something is wrong with my left hand.
It never does anything right.
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
Hey did you here about the guy who got his left hand cut off?
Yeah I hear he's all Right.
What do you call a fish with no left hand?
just a regular fish, alright
If you cut both your left hand and legs, you'll be alright
If you cut your left hand, your right hand will be left.
Similar to... cutting both your left arm and leg makes you alright...
What do you call someone writing with a left hand?
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I bought two left hand gloves
On one hand it feels great, on the other hand, not so much
I’m debating whether to write “YES” on my left hand and “NO” on my right hand.
I mean, on the one hand, yes, but on the other hand, no.
A butcher accidentally chopped off his left hand.
Guess he’s all right now.
What do you have if you have a snowball in your right and a snowball in your left hand?
Frosty's full and undivided attention!
I did everything with my left hand for a day...
I heard some people masturbate with their left hands, so I tried it for myself.
When trying to write with you left hand
"this doesn't feel right at all"
"Exactly! It feels left!"
and If she cuts her left hand her right hand is left...
For deer hunting do you use your right hand or left hand to pull the trigger?
Either or, I'm bambidextrous.
My uncle got his left hand caught in a machine at work
But on the other hand he's alright. Don't worry.
Son: How did you lose the little finger on your left hand, Dad?
Dad: I was showing someone how I lost the one on my right
I burnt my left hand just before a test, but luckily I don't right with it.
What do you have if you have 3 oranges and 4 apples in your left hand and 4 oranges and 3 apples in your right hand?
My dad's a racist...of left hands?
Last night at dinner, my family was discussing how many left-handed people we had. My sister and dad were the only right-handed people. My dad lifts a fist and says, "Right power!"
If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
If you cut your left hand,
Your right hand would be left
I accidentally cut off my left hand today
But on the other hand, I feel all right
What can you hold in your left hand that you can't hold in your right hand?
What is the thing that left hand can hold, but other hand can't?
If you were to lose your left hand...
Would your right hand be left?
On the other hand, the left glove is the right one.
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