A list of puns related to "Laid Paper"
It's like a captive audience. Dad laid this one down while shopping for Christmas dinner.
Would you prefer paper or plastic, sir?
Either is fine, I'm bisacksual
Got wife good tonight. She had just laid out all the kid's Xmas presents in the guest room with sacks and wrapping paper, scissors, etc and instructed me how she wanted it done.
Then our daughter barges in. Wife scrambles to cover the gifts. So I say:
> "Mommies and Daddies need privacy sometimes. We have sacks in here!"
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