What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Why did the torn piece of paper beat the regular piece of paper in a fight
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers"
I yelled, "Scissors" and drove off.
I have a box of papers belonging to my once wife.
I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind, it’s tearable...
Hopefully they left a paper trail
I thought I had a foolproof method for high stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors...
... Now I'm losing money hand over fist!
I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
Why do dogs like paper so much?
I don’t know, seems tearable to me.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
Double pun : What did the pizza say to the paper?
What do you get when you fold a piece of junk mail into a paper airplane?
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.
When you realize, too late, that there is no more Toilet Paper
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
I found out today that I perfectly match the profile of the type of person who spoils their ballot paper.
I tick all the right boxes.
I tried to invent an indestructible piece of paper. It didn't go well...
What paper product speaks really quickly?
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
You hear the joke about paper?
No? It’s ok it was TEAR-able
I have one about pizza but it’s cheesy
I tried to make a paper airplane fly but it wouldn't.
I realized it was stationary
I wrote a bad joke on a piece of paper
Paper joke
What do you call making paper figures that sit on your desk?
Stationary art
Ad in local paper : 'Wanted Barber's assistant'
What do you call a disabled paper towel?
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Eh, nevermind. It's tearable.
A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towel on his head....
Bartender asks what that's all about.
Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What to hear a joke about paper?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It’s tearable.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tearable
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
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