What’s an American cop’s favorite instant coffee?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guval25
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My barrista friend turns up her nose at instant coffee.

She's quite sankamonious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Dad joke from a non dad

SO i work in a store and basically:

A new girl had started and was scanning through this couples items. Last on the list was a Β£5 jar of Nescafe Gold. As she scanned it through the man went to grab it and it fell and broke. I instantly turned round to her, looked her dead in the eye and said "Now thats what I call... Ground Coffee"

My boss started laughing as did everyone at my Till and she was laughing shouting "Its not funny".

I do this every time she drops a jar of coffee.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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